Booked skiing in Japan for Christmas. Fuck EVERYTHING!

Can’t be accidental.

If you haven’t read Richard Lloyd Parry “Ghosts of the Tsunami” you should give your head a wobble and go and get a copy. I’ve just read it for the 3rd time and it’s gripped me each and every time.

So drunk can’t even read straight.

I like thieving but some things I just leave them well alone.

Get to work slightly early: Nobody cares Leave work slightly early: “Part timer are you?”

Twitter anniversary! It’s been 2 years since I stopped following Barrow. My mental health has improved and I see far less trains and bullshit on my stream! You can too!

Top marks for zpelling.

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Sent an important email today and capitalized MUST to emphasize a point. Had an employee lose their shit that I did that.

Write a song about thailand farting.

How much hair bleach did Brazil pack?! #CROBRA

I’ve had trump muted for a long time and I feel musk should join.

Later today I’ll start a two week social media and work break. So when you miss me, you’ll know where I am. Not that you bastards would realise anyway!

I’ve had the covid for the past few days and all I’ve done is scroll on Twitter. Scroll and scroll and scroll. “For you” has distracted me from the pain. Life saver.

This ….

Nice out.