“I sense a little hostility.”

“Dirty Deeds Done for a higher, yet reasonable, price due to inflation.”

“Nepotism. That’s how.”

||. I am interested in sliding Jason back into pure villain territory. Wondering if there’s any writers of heroic characters that may be interested in helping me write that transition?

“And we all thank you for your service. But being Bruce’s personal friend doesn’t hurt.”

“I think I should — apologize . . .?”

“Seeing a Robin on his own is the scariest thing you can see at night. Because if you see just a Robin, that means there’s a Batman nearby that you DON’T see.”

||. Awesome! Let’s do it

“Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper —“

“What is a ‘space’? Is it like a twitter skype call? Is this what the kids are doing nowadays? Am I too old?”

“Jason says: Don’t commit crimes! I’ll find you.”

“My Valentine this year is the Double-Stack Bacon Bane Burger from Batburger.”

“Happy birthday Batman. Fuck you.”

“Hello, Jason here.”

“Not to break the fourth wall too much, but let’s not acknowledge the way I behaved before the New 52. Okay? I was more than a little messed up.”

“Dear God — Eleven years.” #MyTwitterAnniversary

“They cast me out, but I have risen again. And by ‘they’ I mean Tweeter dot com, and by ‘risen again’ I mean I recovered my account.”

“Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos! . . . Worth a shot.”

“I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat And he is screaming and crying for help. And maybe halfway through, it has more to do with me killing him. Then it ever did protecting myself.”