just an fyi for when mike becomes white boy of the month, if you didn’t search “mike faist santa fe slime tutorial” years ago plz step to the back of the line tysm 🫶🏻

me during the disney channel games as a kid

the part when they showed each of them at the end made me more emotional than my own high school graduation

Travis when Taylor sings karma is the guy on the chiefs

I am sorry but prince william dancing to shake it off has me wheeeeeezing

Paul McCartney dancing to Taylor Swift’s ‘But Daddy I Love Him’ at the Eras Tour in London. x.com/redlipclassic/…

It’s august here in Paris,,, and these Olympians be livin for the hope of it all

🙏🏻

sabrina carpenter and chappell roan as cassunzel it came to me in a vision

if texas goes blue for the first woman president i will personally have to shake casey mcquiston’s hand

blue texas … female president … the prophecy red white and royal blue foretold

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on: •Iced tea imported from England •Lifeguards imported from Spain •Towels imported from Turkey •And turkey imported from Maine

bullied by her sister, abandoned by her deadbeat mother, robbed by the academy, ignored in the charts, paid dust by the public… but she will ALWAYS be appreciated as the masterpiece she is BY ME

This would’ve done numbers on TikTok

when i say 'i got that dawg in me', i mean this:

me when I’m facing the horrors and fearless comes on shuffle

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets