just learned the only way out is through

the girlies are turning into genghis khan

if I was the dad from ET and I came home and my kids had let their weird grey alien drink all my coors banquet I would have let the air force take him

In my next life I’d like to be a speck of sand

One of these beauts

I’m so back

My favorite corporate decision is picking which words will be highlighted for a hyperlink in an email :) I’m trying to turn my laptop into a bo*b so it’ll explode on me and I can get workers comp

Not going to the sweat tour truly haunts me every day……

Weird Bug On The Ceiling and 3 others liked your ceiling

A member of US Congress posted this

Me when I get feedback at work

accidentally had my jaw clenched for 6 hours again

soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald’s workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass

Do NOT under ANY circumstance tell me what dubai chocolate is… maybe even unfollow me if you enjoy eating it…

I’m so back