DARYL DIXON The Archer, — Apocalypse survivor. ✵ experienced writer ✵ lit. / des. ✵ ships with chemistry ✵ twd ; au ; crossovers ┊#Aᴇɢɪs┊

❝Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.❞ ⌈✏ Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ; Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ; Aʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ; Bɪʙʟɪᴄᴀʟ ; Dᴀʀᴋ Tʜᴇᴍᴇ ; Sɪɴɢʟᴇ Sʜɪᴘ ⌋ {#Poppy} ¦ Edits by multiknox ¦

❝I have never seen a greater monster or miracle than myself.❞ ⌈✏ Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ; Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ; Bʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏ Rɪᴄᴋ Gʀɪᴍᴇs ; Tʜᴇ Wᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ Dᴇᴀᴅ ; Dᴀʀᴋ Tʜᴇᴍᴇ ; Sɪɴɢʟᴇ Sʜɪᴘ ⌋ {#Poppy} ¦ Edits by Ketchsandwich ¦

``Such a grumpy beaut.´´

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Well, it's about as good a time as any. Cue him wrapping an arm around 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕪𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣. ``Hey there, ya beautiful bastard.´´

⎝ 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕪𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣 ⎞

``See, this is exactly why I said to grab those candles from that shack. But nope. We have candles. Shayne, we don't have candles.´´ ⎝ 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕪𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣 ⎞

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𝙰, 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚍, 𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚢𝚙𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚘𝚛. 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐| 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜| 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚠/ 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚖| 𝚃𝚆𝙳 𝚘𝚌 "𝐌𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲." #LoveL3nn

``We really do. Merry Christmas, dollface.´´

``This shit on my face? Gross as fuck feeling. You know how annoying it is peeling this shit off your face? It staining? God-dammit.´´