The left wants to throw me down the village well... #turnJBup

“Holy shit. Did he just quote Kenny Powers??”

Jacuzzi will melt your face clean off

WAX MONKEY FROM DEEEEPPP

Close enough. Welcome back Panic in the Streets

Almost got me. Maybe next time bud

Like a moth to a flame

Fuck it I’m all in

Not a bad place to be hung

Enjoy your expensive cocaine… Me and my roomate just huffed Raid and listened to Jimmy Buffett.

Home course has Gatorade in the can. Expand this shit

The Mexicans respect you when you order corn tortillas instead of flour

Golf is so hard. I would give anything to go back and not quit when I was 12

Nothing worse than someone cruising in the left lane. They know what they are doing too

I shot the sheriff- Jacoozy. Fuckin killer

Yeah I’ll take a miller light

Little Wing

Thank you uber home from panic. You saved my mushroom trip

Cmon blue that’s a fucking strike

Big fan of walking around dive bars like I’m in the Louvre