French's needs to get the fuck back into their lane.

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven. x.com/Acyn/status/15…

Going through twitter thread on #Safeway shooting in #bendoregon makes it incredibly obvious how many fake accounts are out there spreading lies.

“I'm twenty-seven years old, I've no money and no prospects. I'm already too old for Leonardo DiCaprio and I’m frightened. So don't you judge me, Lizzy. Don't you dare judge me!”

Watching #DevilinOhio and laughing because having met Tahmoh Penikett at cons, means recognizing that voice and just... knowing. Whoops.

I’m with THIS guy!!

Square table.

The party with the biggest issue counting high numbers always seems to judge the people tasked with counting...

Rufus is putting the quality in Quality Inn & Suites. #ChoiceHotels

Part of me can't wait for #ExpeditionUnknown to come back; the other part can't imagine watching now that dad is gone. "Did you see the new Josh episode?" ): Josh Gates

Hey twitter, help me out: anyone know a famous non-lesbian female that has a side shave haircut? We are trying to win an argument in favor of my cousin getting the haircut. But her mom says she can't because its a "lesbian haircut". #justletherbegay #haircuts #badparenting

Had a dream that #FlorencePugh was calling/ft to get support for #SAGAFTRAstrike and it was just a dream but I think I need to cancel my streaming services, guys.

Why is Choice Hotels so hit or miss for me? I'm standing in a lobby at 2:54 and was told "Check-in is 3pm, so we can't help you." O_O

Another thing that’s pretty special about yesterday is we put a Ford Motor Company in victory lane on Henry Ford’s birthday. Really cool to continue carrying the Ford name 160 years later 👊🏻 Still on a high from yesterday. Thank you @FordPerformance

Aw man. Super bummed that we weren't home for this one. Trying every week to let your wife's cousin see you win!

On hotel wifi. Someone is casting porn to their tv and google has attached that to my phone controls for some reason. I keep turning the volume to 100. I mean... they want to get fucked, who am I to deny?

Who thought this was a good idea? Nothing says "good sponsor" like the ammunition company and the high school. /s

Apparently hes got good swimmers.