Imagine being a big fat cunt

Upsetting the French is surely a core function of the Royal Navy

Regional 1 NE results are in… Cleckheaton RUFC steal it Heath RUFC too strong Scunthorpe RUFC a vital win to keep hopes alive for the title 🏆

Joe Bedford Appointed New Head Coach #Pitchero cleckheatonrufc.com/news/joe-bedfo…

Quality Nathan Page keep going buddy. You can do it 🙌🏻🙌🏻 #summerbodypending

Jeremy Corbyn I’ll save the world haha

📣🔴⚪ PRE-SEASON IS HERE! ⚪🔴📣 facebook.com/share/19t6ktQM…

Lions on the Verge of History - Watch it with Breakfast #Pitchero cleckheatonrufc.com/news/lions-on-…

Saw a bloke on the tube at 7.30am peel the cover off a Sainsbury's trifle. People were watching, interested to see how he'd approach it. He got a large Dairy Milk Fruit and Nut bar out of his pocket, unwrapped it, then used it as a spoon to eat the trifle. Sensational viewing

Been on tube today AndyPiper3?

What ye doing int background AndyPiper3?

He’s stolen your legs AndyPiper3

Need to get yourself captured Nathan Page

This weekend’s team news is now available. Up the Lambs 🐑 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ #UTL

Join us at Moorend this Friday evening when the Kestrels play Heath 2nd XV. 7:30pm

MATCH REPORT: Cleckheaton Kick Start Their Season #Pitchero cleckheatonrufc.com/teams/228/matc…

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal?”

Thanks Dave. I will stay strong. But for the 4,756,823rd time, I'm not THAT John Davidson. I'm not Scottish, don't have Tourette's, and I wasn't at the BAFTAs. Apart from that Dave, all good.