Neither of these things.

Lying is bad.

And that is how Simon is my favorite now.

🤔

'Tis hard to convince people, including myself, of how great my family is when I get so many reminders that Trevor Belmont exists.

😘

AUGH

That magic did not kill me, for the record.

I don't lose. Especially not to a... floating hand. ...Why is Leon here.

Wall meat is one of the few pure things left in this world, and I would appreciate it if people would not insult it.

I am pleased to announce that I have significantly more daily funds since my shameful alcohol purchases several moons ago. Trevor sucks.

There's a difference between being a stiff and an alcoholic. I would much rather be closer to the former than the latter.

Fair enough, but you could also argue the same for the rest of the family. Being a Belmont is a bit of a curse.

We don't do it to get paid. We do it to keep people from dying. Like it or not, that's why we are here.

Someone has to be. Nobody can take your accomplishments away from you. And you still do our duties regardless.

This is the one day I can eat wall meat without being judged. The sacred day...

Don't do it again.

I'm not dead yet. Though I feel like I am.

Your name isn't on it.

Thank you, Richter. ...I'm still not doing it again.