[arnold schwarzenegger talking to a guy called john] lissen chon,

Australians talk a lot about "larrikinism" but what does that actually *mean*? it's very simple: larrikinism means you should be able to do 1950s style racist accents at your work Christmas party but protesters should be shot on sight by police

Jealousy professor

Easier than any alternative

no modern western invention is more offensive and disgusting to me than the "advertisement--" a relentless siege on the senses, fueled by the hysterical belief that empty space and silence are merely lost opportunities for gain. and you consent to this assault merely by living.

Erasing anti genocide imagery on tv show called "Big Brother" is, I have to say, too on the nose.

Landlord brain is like "I'm keeping my hostages alive, that makes me a healthcare provider"

Average Applejack enjoyer, always the inferior substrate of the Brony

Australian politics is easy to understand. If you are against genocide you are "divisive". You must forget the images of dead children you see daily to achieve something called "social cohesion". Our journalists learned this on their free trips to Israel.

Recriminations today, Recriminations tomorrow Recriminations forever!

“You ungrateful losers are going to realize that we were the GOOD genociders.”

Every rapist pedophile will be out grinning across social media now

It was socialism or barbarism, it always is, maybe it always will be, but for now we're years into the barbarism part

Her true character showed at the end. All of these beautiful black people embraced her back to help her and she abandoned them at the end. This is volumes of what she would done to us at the end. Black girls did not deserve this as a role model

Mentally Broken Nation Starts Dressing, Speaking Like Frank Sinatra theonion.com/mentally-broke…

This, from Tobi Haslett, has only become more relevant since he said it in May 2022

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.