life’s too short for forgive and forget it’s time for revenge and remember

At my age I may consider a little nap til Brooklyn

How I spent my spring break: 1. Squeezing in all the appointments I don’t do during school days because I don’t want to write sub plans.

april MOOD

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird as fuck in social situations.

My hot take is that America has too many storage facilities. We just need to have less stuff

You can’t tell young people they can change the world and not expect them to try.

it’s only a panic attack if it comes from the worry region of the brain otherwise it’s just sparkling overthinking

“Things could be worse” yeah they could be fucking better too

when albert camus said "the sea; i didn't lose myself in it. i found myself in it" and when sylvia plath said "if i lived by the sea i would never be really sad" and when van gogh said "the heart of man is very much like the sea" and when homer said "I'd rather die at sea"

Friend: how tall are you? Me: 5’3” but I have the rage of someone much, much taller

Happy anxiety about the grim crumbling of democracy day

In four days, we could be seeing "unprecedented historical events" every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes

The hoodie is the best item of clothing ever invented. Everybody knows that.

How is it 2024 and we still don’t have a dustpan that doesn’t leave a line.

Happy birthday, Ray Bradbury, you were the king of dropping six-page stories a kid could read once in 7th grade English class and be haunted by for the rest of their life

I remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

‘I Would Do So Many Interesting Things If I Didn’t Have to Work,’ Says Woman Who Would Mostly Sleep: ow.ly/Vn3Q50Ta8pF