If cis people can get behind the idea of addressing a married woman by her partner's last name, then they can get behind addressing a trans person by their new name, thank you for coming to my TED talk

My cousin, going to bachelor party: How do I get a stripper to go home with me? Me: You don’t, they are doing their job. If they want that they’ll pick you up. Him: My goal is to get their real name. Me: don’t be that guy. Him: You don’t know what you’re talking about.

House of the Dragon *spoiler* foot scene: Everyone I know: Eww, wtf! Disgusting! Me: Interesting the potential trauma of a club foot may have led to this fetish, but that doesn’t seem entirely consensual. Do better man.

Why are we limited to Titty Tuesday? How about Mammary Monday? Whip ‘em out Wednesday? Ta ta Thursday? Funbag Friday? Weekend Wahongas? They should be appreciated every day!

It happened. I saw a sex worker I’d recently visited in the wild, having a drink. And I walked right on by and didn’t say anything.

After listening to this week’s The Dildorks I feel like someone needs to put “I don’t like how much it vibrates my butthole?” on a bumper sticker.

The perfect bra doesn’t exi…….

Yet another reason women choose the bear.

entitled millennials are “quiet nourishing” - taking 20, even 30 minutes out of the middle of the work day to eat food. we interviewed 87 corporate bosses who hate it

“and who is your primary care doctor” buddy it’s 2024. are you also gonna ask me who my butler is or where I’ve parked my lamborghini, be for real

Our annual tradition of sacrificing billionaires to appease Poseidon is going well I see

My child BROKE HIS FINGER at school today & I asked the nurse if I could verbally give permission to give him ibuprofen to help the swelling go down & she said, no, they aren't allowed to give him any meds but then I picked him up and he was a girl, I couldn't believe it

One of the biggest problems in the U.S. is we rarely include white collar crime in our “tough on crime” rhetoric, but it is in fact white collar crime that is destroying our country.

John Oliver with a brutal deconstruction of Trump's campaign promise of mass deportation, which he calls "despicable." It would be logistically impossible to deport, let alone detain, 13M+ people — the total prison population is 1.9M — at an estimated cost of $88 billion a year.