He is NOT staring at her ass. Not at all. There is no proof to the contrary.

He forgot to give @VITRIOLBLASTS a gift for Mother’s Day yesterday!

Wait, @notspiderlady is here?! Is he allowed to tackle and show affection?

He’d rather fuck her but, okay. He’s kissing her… and grabbing her ass.

“I don’t know, you seem pretty cute.”

Wait… GWEN. is the ‘Gwen Stacy’ he’s heard so much about? She’s cute but, he doesn’t see the big deal.

He’s going to be paying @silkswebbing a visit today. Ignore the loud groans coming from her room while he does.

Did someone say ‘fuck the aunt’? He’s on his way.

Too pretty. He’s going to have to have some fun with her. Apologies to everyone about to see that fun.

He thinks 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘. | Parody. is cute. So…. she’s gonna get it.

Well it WAS a better idea, wasn’t it? Less fighting, more fucking!

If anyone needs him, find him filling @silkswebbing up halfway up a building.

★ ’ I'm nobody's girl but my own -- and that's the way I like it. ★ Mary Jane Watson, "Redhead Girl" ★ #NSFW and Canon portrayal ★ NO MINORS !! ★ #MarvelRP / #DCRP 〔♡\↺〕

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He’s half around. Does he count?

…. The overwhelming urge to say ‘me’ is currently being fought off.

…. Where, though?