No gets to pick on Julia M. Carpenter except me!

What do you know. Midnight is when the crazies come out. Hi, Dallin.

Mmmhmmm. And it's 5 pm somewhere, eh? You know last call is coming up. Better get a few more drinks. Or weed.

Well, you're just packed full of useless knowledge.

Are you high, Dallin?

That's exactly what it means.

Oh lanta, that voice. Speak to me with dirty words Soare

Yes please. Sing sweet nothings and horrible break ups to me...

*gladly aids her writer by planning to cut her head off for her*

I used mouse in high school... it was the 90s.

....I heard that.

Alcohol cures the pain of losing my daughter.

The burden of a mother is her child's welbeing. If that means scraping by for a few months that should never mean you pick on them for ~

~ needing and asking for aid.

Its one of those I don't want to move weeks.

Hey, mickey, let me tell you a thing. You're an old crinkly hag. Let me validate your parking #flipsheroff

You look like my husband but you're much hotter and healthier than he is.

So this hot shit has to get on here and into my bed. K thanks.

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Good or bad.... it's all relative, really.