bitches b sayin “periodt pooh” n be walkin around smelling like both of em

I was fine until I remembered I exist outside my own pov and people can see me and form an opinion abt me

If I was allowed to post on tiktok I’d be the funniest person on the app. You guys should thank me

I was just thinking and do y’all think crosseyed people’s tears drip straight down or do they zigzag a little ?

imagine being conjoined.. I don’t even share my food, what make you think imma share MY BODY with someone

You know u failed when the teacher folds ur paper before handing it to you😭

Drake the type of mf to say “let’s get ready to rock and roll” to his homies before leaving

the only time white ppl make me laugh is when I’m watching the office

who created math and where are they buried. I’m gonna go shit on this mfs grave

Whoever recites this in the evening and dies during that night shall enter Paradise, and whoever recites it in the morning and dies during that day shall enter Paradise.

My anger problems began when I started losing in kahoot

If he follow hoodville🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Being alone is a power very few can handle.

Trust Your Gut Feeling and go for what YOU know ! Believe In Your Self !