MY WORLDS ARE COLLIDING WAIT HOLD ON

post-hangout affirmations -i was normal -there are at least 2 or 3 people alive who are worse to spend time with than me -no one wants me to die -nobody noticed when i missed my mouth a little bit & spilled some diet coke down my shirt

this woman sits at the left hand of God

watching the vmas as music culture has become so fractured is funny because one minute you're watching the queen of homosexuals and the next it's The Chart-Topping Mormon TikTok Star You've Never Heard Of

I have no idea why this post was recommended to me, but the reason Kamala Harris hasn't joined Zohran Mamdani at a rally is because the only thing she hates more than Muslims is winning elections

Wizards of the Coast accidentally landed on the concept of "a multiplanar conflict between rival idealistic factions as directed by Jon Peters" and I'm certain they'll never realize how much more compelling and camp that is than just putting Spider-Man in Magic

I've BEEN saying this

talking like that about Biden is exactly how we'll get Trump!! very shitty thinking, Kamala!!

ur telling me that there’s an unfathomably deep well of violence and hatred that lies at the heart of the white christian middle class all american nuclear family????

someone get david lynch on the horn!!

You should have to be no younger than 25 and no older than 50 to be allowed on the internet

If you're reading this I'm still gay

"Guys, he was a human! Have some compassion, he wasn't hurting anyone! No one should be killed just for who they are!" What were they killed for then?

shout-out to my hometown guy “SUPER” Sean Legacy ショーン・レガシー for the most exciting game of Simon Says I've ever seen, the Tamagotchi purse distraction trick works every time

the bluesky stinks and I hate it. thank you

there are things i want to tweet about but im currently unable to. and that says a lot coming from me. they used to call me “mr. no filter”. so im sorry to disappoint you but actually you should be so proud of me

Conservatives feel as unsafe *once* as the people they regularly target in POC and queer communities, and the entire world has to shift on its axis to appease their spinelessness.

these guys are talking about how much they loved charlie kirk’s free speech and then demanding people get fired for posting his direct quotes.

Oh no I’ve accidentally been killed just for constantly agitating for the most vulnerable people with the least to lose to have massively shittier lives than they already have