Christmas Day was only three weeks ago. I feel like I’ve lived 100 days since then.

If Janey Godley was still here she would post this herself. But she isn't so I will.

RIP Dame Joan Plowright. An absolute icon.

Pah-ha-ha

Choked on my coffee.

I agree with, maybe, 92%of this. But I choose to read the word 'lipstick' as Chapstick.

Before I left a really shitty garden centre job i labelled 1500 tree ferns with instructions saying "can get infested with goblins which may burrow into the fibrous trunk to use as dwellings. Deal with these pests by throwing wet breadcrumbs at them and shouting 'NO' very loudly"

*buffs fingernails*

Was asked this question today so... Done made a meme.

Oh my god, Becky...

JK Rowling is to women what Andrew Tate is to men: Embarrassing

Yup.

I couldn’t have said it better myself 💯🏳️‍⚧️

Can confirm.

Damn, that’s a good tweet..🤌

Don’t kill yourself. Trump will die one day and you’re gonna wanna see that.

Them: just listen to your body My body: go back to bed and don’t ever get out