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@wiremonkeymummy

Fun-sized blonde. Grew up in West Sussex. Love (most) people.

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Moomaloo ✌🏻☮️🕊️ (@wiremonkeymummy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thanks John Lewis & Partners! I'm not much of a crier normally, but I'm full on blubbing at the new Christmas ad. You've really "knocked it out of the park", as usual. Looking forward to John Lewis's take. 😘

Moomaloo ✌🏻☮️🕊️ (@wiremonkeymummy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I don't know what I'm loving more about 'Mary at 90': the adorale new friendship between her & Kiell Smith-Bynoe or the fact that she passionately stated "Well that is one of the best pieces of meat I've ever tasted..." Mary, will you never learn? 😆 Meme by morning.

Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 (@mikebales) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My wife just phoned me and the conversation went like this: Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you for Christmas…?” Me: “Yeah.” Her: “Wind it forward one hour, 16 minutes and 28 seconds.” Me: “Right, I’ve done that.” Her: “Okay, you see the gladiator at the

Moomaloo ✌🏻☮️🕊️ (@wiremonkeymummy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

F-i-L was in the techy side of showbiz, as is his son (my OH). He got an Emmy back in the day, when they got to sit down with the "slebs" (he would give zero shits & not know who anyone was btw). It's different now. I used to think it was a shame things changed. Now, not so much.

Moomaloo ✌🏻☮️🕊️ (@wiremonkeymummy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I just hired a van. I was asked a lot of questions: the purpose of the hire, my occupation, the company for whom I work... We are truly living in Orwellian times.

Blue Lives Matter (@bluelivesmtr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Well THAT was probably the scariest email the woman had ever received. You'll get a kick out of this. WATCH, REPOST and make someone's day! #thinblueline #lawenforcement