the “gay obama be like…uhh let me be queer” too real rn

college park maryland

all i ask for in a partner is that they have generational wealth

olivia becker if you’re reading this i love the way you lie…

goodnight time to check and make sure all my sims are where they’re supposed to be <3

what goes on in the male brain that prompts them to always sit backwards on a chair…does the urge come with the Y chromosome like

driving through my hometown blasting ultraviolence and having an existential crisis

i’m not suffering in silence i’m suffering loudly and annoyingly

having post yap clarity like…my voice was really constant for hours…………ew

and yet no AOTY 🙄🤢🫠

getting tacos and margs w my friends tn

Hawk and Bryce's first beef

ROLL TERPS

No way Squidward said this💀

when im watching south park & they start being mean to butters

Looking for a Female Personal Assistant Intern/Roommate I’m looking for a young female personal assistant intern who can spend a lot of time with me. This is a unique opportunity where you’ll live with me, travel with me, and assist me in my daily life. You won’t have to pay for

he’s fucking funny idc

im so fucking broke beyoncé