When you have to phone the GP and speak to the scary receptionist #CelebrityTraitors

"Game On" aired 23 years ago today on TV.

It might be the greatest comeback of all time if these two pull this off #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors

CCHQ apparently chipper tonight, I’m told. As the polls close, they’re “utterly convinced” Susan Hall has won New York City. Strong health warning but it would be a monumental upset.

What are New Yorkers thinking of, electing someone like that? Can’t they see he’s unelectable?

Hear me out, Celebrity Traitors series 2, they book Stephen Fry again and make him a traitor this time

Starting a petition to put this on our banknotes #CelebrityTraitors

Bloody hell

The year is 2035. Alan Carr was won a 10th series of Celebrity Traitors. Grand Theft Auto 6 has been delayed until next November. Nigel Farage, now Prime Minister, complains that he gets too much airtime and criticism.

CCHQ apparently chipper tonight, I’m told. As Tim Davie resigns, they’re “utterly convinced” Susan Hall is being appointed as the BBC’s Director General

“I once complained that the BBC was biased against my political views even though I was on it every 10 minutes”

Millennials and Gen Z should band together and claim we were never told we would have to pay interest on our student loan Let’s call ourselves the Young Against Student Payment Inequality (YASPI) and demand billions of pounds from taxpayers

As one of the few people who recognised that Toy Story 4 was actually better than Toy Story 3 this does make me nervous, hoping that they can somehow avoid it being ‘just another one’ because this series has been perfect every time so far

GARRY STARR: CLASSIC PENGUINS Transfers to the Garrick Theatre and Attempts World Record broadwayworld.com/article/GARRY-…

Just to say that I have also resigned from the OBR

Abolish Netflix.

i know i’m constantly saying they don’t make television like this anymore but they just really fucking don’t