Lizards moving up the preorder ranks, begging to go back to print for a 3rd edition. This is already the 4th most printed Phootykit out there. Have you ordered yours yet? phootykits.com/lizards #phish #phishsummertour instagram.com/reel/C89v_Knt3…

I regret that I had only one digital The New York Times subscription to cancel

Death Don't Hurt Very Long Phootykits are going to print September 20! This is a long overdue FIRST edition. Our first preorder dates back to late 2020!! There's still time to join the team though: submit your order at phootykits.com/product-page/D… #phish #phishsummertour #phishdicks

Donald Trump said he, “probably took a bullet to the head…” No, that was my daughter - in her fourth grade classroom. End gun violence NOW #lexirubio #uvalde

True patriots put themselves above their less fortunate Americans and steal their welfare. What a proud American

Aging like a severed whale head, strapped to the top of the family car, rotting in the summer sun

American Black Nazi Party Worried Mark Robinson Could Hurt Other Candidates Down Ballot bit.ly/4dmFnqE

Is Georgia wearing the black jerseys underneath?

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I’m dead. The internet remains undefeated. 😂☠️

A video is going to be released shortly that appears to show me chasing waterfalls. I assure y'all that this is a deep fake, as I routinely and religiously stick to the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to and whatnot.

If you have already turned in your ballot you should be exempt from seeing any further political ads

I mean, stealing millions from the state of Mississippi's welfare system to help build a fancy indoor volleyball stadium for your daughter's team isn't exactly NOT garbage?

Holy moly. Kamala’s campaign IMMEDIATELY turned Trump’s huge mistake into a brilliant ad:

Brett Favre is voting because he’s interested in the welfare of the American people Learn more by googling Brett Favre welfare

As written in the parable where Jesus stole money from the poor to build a volleyball court.

Michigan has given them plenty of opportunities to practice

The Ole Dongslinger has opinions about decorum everyone. Let's all learn a lesson from the master