Last month Robyn Schall Comic had to follow a man who thew and shattered his sangria glass & she still had the audience in stitches! In honor of that man 6/19 we're raising $ for Fountain House, an org that helps people with mental illness. 📸 by JT Anderson bit.ly/Uncanny619

“Is that the guy from Star Wars?” -my mother, who was 25 when Star Wars came out, pointing at Chewbaca

You know who is a good problem solver? Vanilla Ice. I think it's because he collaborates and listens.

Comedy is like porn, if you watch too much you become desensitized to the normal material and can only enjoy incest, suicide or clowns.

10 days till this 🔥🔥🔥 show!!! Come to HELL PHONE BROOKLYN 6/19 at 8pm to see @janellejcomic @mrdavehill @EmilyMcWinter @erikmonical Molly Ruben-Long joke. Hosted by Mr. Clamsandwich & amber rollo #standup #comedy #livecomedy #speakeasy #bushwick Time Out New York Parkdesigned Brokelyn

One week until you get to see @janellejcomic live on The Uncanny Valley! Check it out daddio! This show's cooler than a $5 milkshake, don't be a square. Come down an shake your derriere, Rick Flare.

It's funny how 'woooo' is 'oooow' backwards. Makes me think maybe woo girls are in a lot of pain.

6 days till @mrdavehill graces The Uncanny Valley stage! Get excited, because this is all we have in life. Don't sweat the small stuff, celebrate it. I'm available to write motivational posters for your bedrooms. Cc: Brokelyn Time Out New York The Interrobang Gothamist Comedy Cake 🍰

5 days till @EmilyMcWinter graces The Uncanny Valley stage! Also raising $ for @FountainHouse47 an org that helps people living with mental illness, b/c laughter is the best but not the ONLY medicine. bit.ly/Uncammy619 Cc: The Interrobang Time Out New York Gothamist Brokelyn

4 days till Molly Ruben-Long is on The Uncanny Valley! RSVP now! We're raising $ for Fountain House an org that helps people living with mental illness, b/c cat gifs are the best but not the ONLY medicine. Bit.ly/Uncanny619 Cc Brokelyn Parkdesigned Time Out New York

OMG 2 days till @erikmonical is on The Uncanny Valley! RSVP now! We're raising $ for Fountain House an org that helps people living with mental illness, b/c cat gifs are the best but not the ONLY medicine. Bit.ly/Uncanny619 Cc Brokelyn Parkdesigned Time Out New York

1 day away and we’ve got Ayanna Dookie on this 🔥🔥🔥 show! You’re not gonna want to miss this Uncanny Valley. Tomorrow at @hellphonebrooklyn at 8pm! Bit.ly/Uncanny619 Raising $ for Fountain House Cc: Brokelyn Parkdesigned Time Out New York The New York Times Gothamist

Just setting up our twitter, ooh this is so exciting! #myfirsttweet

So, can all the NFL players sit crisscross applesauce?

Not only was Rebecca hilarious, she was so kind dealing with a heckler that we later realized was unstable. In honor of that man 6/19 we're raising $ for Fountain House, an organization that helps people living with mental illness. 📸 by JT Anderson bit.ly/Uncanny619