You give love a bad name

To quote the mighty #Succession so great to see this shitshow at the fuck factory.

PRETEND to be Jon Bon Jovi by running up the stairs, skidding along the landing on your knees, and shouting HELLO CASTLE DONNINGTON, at whoever is in the bathroom.

When you
pissed yourself in Frankfurt
and got syph down in Cologne

Calm it cats. You are not REM.

My cowboy hat and my Croc Martins please.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR BURRITOS GROTBAGS YOU MONSTER?

Tending to Kenny's hooves ❤️

My jodphurs and my propellor hat please.

Morning has broken
Smoked 20 Bensons

mor ning has broken
mnmlsm
cndnsd mlk
get your sh it together
you have not heard the end of thi

Round, round,
Fuck around
Let's fuck around
Fuck around
Ooh-ooh
Let's fuck around

I'm sorry I said your homemade pizzas weren't right cracking.

Twenty Bensons and a pork pie please Chas.

Chapter One

It was a chilly April evening in Chichester, and all of Spitty the Alpaca's clocks were striking thirteen.

It was a Drake and Stormzy night and Chubby the Magpie had just noticed that some of his tinsel was missing.

I'm trouteyes