congratulations or whatever

🚨BREAKING🚨 Mom’s for Liberty (M4L) candidates lost 31 out of 31 contested races nationwide on November 4, 2025. No M4L candidate won a single contested seat anywhere in the United States.

Jeffrey Epstein, in newly released email, says Trump ‘knew about the girls’ dlvr.it/TPDFxx

Coffee shops that open at 8am on work days

Thomas Massie: "I am sorry if one of your billionaire donors is going to get embarrassed because he went to Rape Island… How will we know if this bill has been successful? We will know when there are rich men in handcuffs being perp-walked to the jail."

Headlines in 2014 vs. headlines in 2025...

Irony is dead.

If you’re keeping track at home, Trump admin has cancelled: - Jobs Report - Inflation Report - GDP Report I’m sure everything is just fine.

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. — J.R.R. Tolkien

This is it. This is the role he was born to play

The hardest part of being a liberal is conducting the War on Christmas. This year will be my 83rd tour forcing Christians to say "Happy Holidays" at gunpoint. I'm exhausted.

Spotify Wrapped is the most successful marketing tactic of the last ten years Built on one simple idea: People are obsessed with themselves

Phillip Rivers looking like me & all the other dads at Home Depot this morning, except he's gonna start at QB in an NFL game. Incredible.

Just for the record, I knew it would be this bad if he was voted in again

Remind everyone: Republicans made tax breaks for billionaires permanent. Permanent! They exploded the national debt by trillions to do it. But saving health care for a few years? Republicans say that's too expensive.

In the spirit of renaming things to honour The Great Leader I am heading into the bathroom to take a Trump.

It's crazy that the protestants whole thing started out as a reaction to the Catholic church being too flashy

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