Kids in 1995: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me" Adults in 2021: "Words are literally violence"

So you want me to get vaccinated but you don't want to buy my beef because I vaccinated them. The hypocrisy is mind boggling. 🤔

#Sweepstakes Kyle Rose

Democrats sure went from “my body, my choice” to “your body, our choice” real quick. Merica.

If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat. “Not willing” doesn’t mean unable, or too young or too old. It means everyone else. Work America!

Who are the 29 percent who think things are going in right direction?

Death penalty for pedophiles

I was teabagged in Halo.

wow this is the last thing i expected from Snoop Dogg. he has lost a fan.

"It's okay to be a man". It's not okay; It's necessary. You look around cities and see all these buildings go up. These men, they're doing impossible things. They're working on the sewers; they're up on the power lines in the storms and the rain. (1/4)

This is fine. This is totally fine.

stomping on every worm i see in case it’s my girlfriend

Old people really went off with the whole groaning when you stand up or sit down thing

has anyone else noticed drinking alcohol is kind of fun

Can’t believe some people trade beer and burgers for an extra 1-2 years of life expectancy

I’ll stand barefoot in my front yard with a baby on my hip

what if we replaced work with sitting outside and drinking a beer

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me