Kamala’s VP pick is gonna emit unprecedented levels of white straight maleness. Like you don’t even understand, he will be radioactively caucasian. the human equivalent of salmon shorts smeared with mayonnaise. he’s gonna say shit like “golly gee willikers. this is how we win.

we really living in the the most difficult section of someone’s AP gov exam in 2053

I can easily support the woman who made Brett Kavanagh cry. #HarrisForPOTUS

Yeah, here it comes.

A lot of people are repeating the meme about JD Vance having sex with a couch. I think it’s important to take a step back before you tweet something like that and check if it’s true. It is. He fucked a couch. He’s still banned from Ashely Furniture in three states.

if she doesn't pick that one guy i learned about on twitter two weeks ago, i'll be furious

“So it’s 2004 and I’m driving the Dave Matthews Band tour bus over the Kinzie Street bridge…”

RFKjr stories are my favorite.

LETS GO

👀

#halloween2024

It's true. It's like someone farted and we are pretending not to notice.

There is going to be a Twitter blackout at 8 tonight during Trump/Musk interview. Can I count on you all to not be on here from 8-9?

Off ramp? Or fuck em?

Excuuuse me.

Hey, yeah.

If you see Anne B. Davis, you know shit's about to get good.

AOC: "being effective is the moral obligation of a political movement, not just being right" WHICH AUNTY GOT TO HER?!?!?! WHO???!?

This 👇

Yikes Cheryl!