Its really disgusting how other white people dont even know about the plight of [quickly wikipedias 'Who is having alot of plight 2012]

Watching a documentary series about adopted kids seeking out their biological families, and it’s striking how many of these stories boil down to a guy being an asshole in one way or another.

If the evening goes better than expected.

Not a big fan of calories being next to every menu item.

I never feel worse than I do after an ESL class that didn’t go exactly as I planed. Like I wasted everyone’s time.

The press will not rest until a juror is executed.

How your email finds me:

1. It looks like Rudy’s card got declined and he had to work off his sandwich.
2. Why is there a wizard

Houses under $300k

W.

Guys like this claim everyone else is 'race obsessed', meanwhile they hyperventilate whenever they see someone with a skin color darker than alabaster.

'Will no one rid me of this turbulent juror?'

The sponsor of the bill owns a bunch of Smoothie King locations.

The anxiety amongst a certain kind of guy about women’s sports growing more popular is very funny to me.

Keep this away from David Duchovny.

swing voters before and after you tell them that the senate squashed the impeachment trial of a cabinet secretary through a procedural vote

Coming up with hypotheticals where a stranger has to let their dog die then asking them about it is weird behavior. None of us know how we’d react in that situation, but a lot of people will have an antibody response to some weirdo asking us if we’d be willing to kill our pet.

Advice for scholars: next time you lecture on Kant and revolutions at “Downing” (Darwin College) Cambridge, make sure your hair is neatly tied and that you’re not blonde. Or else your research impact will be on the The Spectator libido section.

The way this is a joke to all these goons is so disheartening. There’s nothing that will deter them from their constant fuckery.