My only complaint with Hillary Clinton 's campaign is that my merch is taking so darn long and after every debate I'm tempted to buy more

some mornings my coffee just tastes really, really good. #likethismorning

true life: skinny jeans are never skinny enough for my stupid, tiny ankles #alljeansarestraightlegjeans #why

I get two episodes of Last Podcast on the Left this week and it's the best #megustalations

Oh Madewell , I'm so happy to be an insider, but there's nothing I've ever needed less than free hemming on my jeans #tallgirlproblems

proudly donated to Planned Parenthood Action in The Vice President 's name #prochoice #nastywomen

does it, though?

get over yourselves, #columbus. It's in the negative teens with wind chill... dress for the weather. #wearascarf #andahat

listening to this week's My Favorite Murder and my skin is literally crawling with jealousy that Last Podcast on the Left were the surprise guests.

y'all, those Canadians know how to do a cliffhanger. #BBC #someoneknowssomething

If you think you're man enough to deny women healthcare, be man enough to meet them #paulryansoscared

so now when I tell myself loaded fries are actually a balanced meal, it's not lying it's just #alternativefacts #thanksdonald

optimism is realizing your really hard impossible to break chocolate chip cookie is actually just round biscotti #positivity #itwastasty

s/o to the barista who could tell I was having a crappy day and put an extra broken end in with my biscotti this morning #biscottitweets

good thing: woke up early to work out at the Y today. Not so good thing: had "YMCA" by the village people suck in my head all morning #welp

is there anything as satisfying as a well-organized dishwasher? #davislyfe #becomingmyfather

The correct word for sex without consent is rape. Period. #ItsOnUs to know the signs and to stop it. youtube.com/watch?v=qk6aau…

that awkward moment when you realize you've just re-created the baby phat logo. #supposedtobeasnowdrop #graphicdesignerproblems

when your dream couch is no longer made (thanks Greycork ) so you buy one at auction for $1.11 including tax instead

still salty that I had to pay the cancellation fee from Frontier Airlines to NOT fly into a hurricane this past weekend