Got the newest COVID vaccine yesterday while it's still legal.

Lesson: You can't combat disinformation with information. You have to tell a better story.

It's actually funny to watch Turnip pressure Vance to stump for Gaetz. It's a loyalty test - the whole reason behind the nomination in the first place.

Venmo called, they're running out of payments...cuz of Matt Gaetz.

Note to future: They should use AI to create Jodorowski's Dune.

Easily confusing the Anthropic AI model in early 2025. This bodes well for letting "general intelligence" run important things as soon as possible.

Robot looters from China caught stealing jeans in Los Angeles all have five fake passports from Greenland and shit vaccines into unsuspecting movie stars' planters while UFOs drop magic mushrooms onto elementary school playground, thanks Gavin.

We're so screwed it's unreal. youtu.be/NvPEysxCwfg?si…

This does make sense, but doing this for FOUR YEARS?

RIP Boris Spassky, World Chess Champion before Bobby Fischer.

Been looking forward to reading this collection from CoffeeHouse Press from the great Brian Evenson for a long time, but I'm a little worried I may never sleep again...

Delighted and grateful to participate in the Black Beach Art Book Fair this past weekend. Many thanks to Brad Zellar for the opportunity & to Carolyn Swiszcz for the zine collabs. So many great photographers and zine makers can't possibly mention them all. Can't wait 4 next year!

OMG Peter Frampton came alive in my Zoom call!

My father used to say that the first thing that separated human beings from other animals was the ability to tie knots.

Incompetence and arrogance is one *hell* of a combination. And I speak from experience!

Oh, Turnip meant he'd end the war "for" one day. Thanks, Vlad. Happy Easter!

If Wisconsin offered Governor Tim Walz a $40,000 Harley Davidson, the entire Republican Party would have a full melt down.

The cult is shaken.

My new short story, "Billy's Paradox," was recently named runner up in Press 53's Prime Number Magazine Award for Short Fiction. I'd be delighted if you took a look at the story: press53.com/issue-277-pnm-…

🧵 Something folks are missing here: this raid wasn’t about “illegals taking American jobs.” It was about ICE storming the Hyundai–LG battery plant in Georgia, part of a $7.6B Metaplant project that isn’t even operational yet. They dragged out more than 300 South Korean