OMG found this going through my tweets and that friend actually didn’t show up but apparently it was because she was becoming a bitch

Yes I already preordered Britney’s book

At 31 would it still be considered a quarter life crisis or am I mid now

We all know this season of #LoveIsBlind is bonkers but what I can’t get over is Milton wearing this wrinkly ass black T-shirt to their fancy dinner

I hate this take. Why is she to blame for his delusion?

When I say camp this is what I mean

I’m rewatching schitts creek & while Moira is having a breakdown in the closet my husband turns & says “that’s you”. Never felt more seen, understood, appreciated. Love him.

Girl breakfast, gonna live forever

lol it me

My mom recently told me she read my journal when I was a teenager. Asked her what she thought and she said it scared her because it was “dark and sexual”. Kinda love that for me

I’ve been a justice for Skyler girly since the show aired, don’t come at me with this shit

Just started the sopranos for the first time and the psychiatrist told him that if a murder occurred she’d have to report which is inaccurate and now I’m annoyed

If I judge says they’ve “prayed over” something regarding a case they should absolutely be disqualified

I miss being a slut cause the worst thing I can do when I’m drunk now is shitpost my maga family members on Facebook

Feel really bad for my neighbor who probably hears me singing to chappell roan every single day

i know i’m gonna be alone forever because one time i went on a date with a guy who told me he was an optometrist for the veterans association and i said “haven’t they seen enough”

Was having an okay dream last night but then someone in it told me I wasn’t hot and it turned into a nightmare