I’m all about silver linings these days, and here’s a good one: I no longer share a name with the worst president in history!

Halftime score. Truck door: 1 Skate poles: 0 Hoping for a Belichick second half adjustment.

Hmm

If you don’t get out there today you lose your privileges until further notice.

In absence of a spine, what’s holding McConnell upright?

“Maybe when the lady human comes home the weird human will stop talking to us so much.”

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. “The end of Juniper Lane” is how I give directions to our house. Thankful to have escaped seemingly unscathed and sad for the neighbors who lost their home. Feeling a little justified for the “unease” experienced in the moment...

Don’t you even think about it. You’re underage.

What most people don’t know is that being a clean athlete is a huge job. Knowing the rules, following the rules, filling out whereabouts for years and making sure no prohibited substances make it into our bodies. I don’t make them but I’ll stick to the rules to be #cleanathlete

Don’t ever let them tell you that you don’t still have it.

As an Airbnb host I’m finally realizing my dreams and am able to combine my interests in the folding sciences and the cleaning arts while using my ample social graces. It’s a perfect fit.

Good at football, better at environmentalism.

The wife’s in Finland, so I’ll eat pie and ice cream. Real ice cream. With real cream. From a cow. With all of its glorious lactose.

Today’s edition of “Legends Named Bill”.

A cat would never…

This stroller is lit

Ok, let’s try this out. If you like skiing for free and want to do it in Middlebury, VT, check out the grooming reports for Ralph’s Run over on the IG: instagram.com/ralphsrun?igsh…

Hi Specialized Bicycles I love my new Haul ST but am missing some screws….