So are we gonna bone, or are we gonna bone?

Go mountain goats #nosebeers

Beers aren’t hitting the same, I’m switching to dark liquor.

Sorry I’ve been gone for a while, i was working on my relationship with alcohol. We just got back from our honeymoon! #neverwrapitup

I think period products should be free. It’s criminal these women have to pay for such a thing. #bloodysword

Anyone else daydream about making that game winning catch in the championship then going home with the hottest cheerleader then having a pregnancy scare? #LANK

Bullpen night never hurts

Thinkin abt getting forklift certified…