"if you hate elon so much then why are you still here" BECAUSE I WAS HERE FIRST. WHY SHOULD I LEAVE. HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS

Absolutely fucking crushed it on teams today lads

fuck thatcher

Stopping suicide starts with all of us. 💚So, if you do one thing this #WorldMentalHealthDay, make it sharing this film to show the part we can all play in preventing it.

Happy #WorldMentalHealthDay! Remember to look after yourself today by: - Having a bath - Exercise - Eat a green food - Hold those in power accountable for the lack of funding for vital services as they use vacuous soundbites about mental health to win votes - Nap

Really enjoying how everyone in charge of social media platforms have the one goal of "How can we make this place even worse"

Locking this account now because there might be a reason why I don't want people who have tried to get me fired and sent me death threats seeing my posts even though I've blocked them. I'll be over on threads having breakdowns over there if that's okay.

This election has EVERYTHING. A convicted felon dancing to YMCA. A president biting babies. Beyonce. Squirrel assassination. Dementia. People eating dogs. Potentially the end of the world. The worlds most divorced billionaire. Brain worms. Some guy fucking a couch. Fascism.

I know this is aphex twin updates but jesus christ

Fucking hell America

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Ah so my theory that the majority of people are fucking awful has been proved right once again.

The thing you stupid libs don't understand is that dancing to YMCA in a dementia induced haze is a better policy than giving women rights.

How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump (Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)

Four minutes into the new presidency and the richest man in the world is doing a nazi salute on global TV but don't worry the real problem is pronouns

THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree

How the seasons work in the UK: Jan - Cold Feb – Still Cold Mar – Still cold but snow now Apr - Rain May – More rain Jun – Why is it still raining July - BEES Aug – Oh god it is so hot Sept – I miss the heat Oct – Heat is simply a memory Nov - Cold Dec – Cold but with capitalism