Flames spell Juuso Valimaki's first name wrong on his "welcome back" graphic ...

How does Santa calculate the value of his sleigh? Net present value

Starting a new company. It's called "Cable." We're going to take all of the streaming services, combine them, put them in one menu, and charge you one simple fee to navigate all of them. Raising $750m at a $10b valuation.

wake me up when chatGPT passes all three levels of the CFA exam

Favourite college athlete ❤️❤️❤️

one minute you’re young and the next minute you have a “favorite spreadsheet”

I dont know I hardcoded them at 3am

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THE BIG BAD 🐺 Dustin Wolf (Dustin Wolf) has been recalled from the Calgary Wranglers! The netminder has a 41-9-2 record with 7 shutouts this season 🔥

the truth hurts

The recent wealth tax increase in Norway was expected to bring an additional $146M in yearly tax revenue Instead, an estimated $54B-worth of ultra-rich left the country, leading to a lost $594M in yearly wealth tax revenue A net decrease of $448M+ (sources and calculations ↓)

Senators forfeiting a first-round pick is no big deal around Calgary who gave up a first-round pick just to trade away Sean Monahan — whose 5 goals and 8 points this season would lead the Flames in both categories.

Cry bitch cry

On my way to the Dome, I stopped by three stores which are sold out of purple Gatorade. They all said it’s been flying off the shelves in the past few hours. You’re awesome, Calgary.

This is the plot to The Phantom Menace, by the way

If Harper had ruled for 20 years we'd have: - ~1,178,000 fewer permanent residents - ~2,172,000 fewer non-permanent residents - 65 operational F-35's - northern gateway, energy east - ~148b CAD less debt - ~9% higher GDP/capita