I'm in my... *checks notes*

a tax rebate except it’s for all the time I’ve spent removing my own body hair

Someone sent me this

HUGE news today at the office....sw**tgreen has new salads

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There needs to be a conversation about the u in ibuprofen and we need to be honest

We’re asking readers to not engage in any The New York Times platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Make something from a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.

behold

Saw a guy shazam My Sharona at the grocery store

people on discogs will straight up spend $1000 on a late 80s private press album that sounds like this.

today i talked two people into getting a library card

antidepressants