I give good head to make up for the fact I'm not good in the head

My hands be cold asf let me put them in your boxers

He's in my head so much I might as well l give him some

*during sex*
Them: 'wtf are you doing?'
Me: holding a sticker book
'Here your doing an excellent job'

Me: 'Do I make you hard?'
Him: ' you make everything difficult'

I like sex in the dark, I just get nastier.....

Call me jeepers creepers

I'm literally a piece of art so why isn't he pinning me against a wall????

Shoutout to the toothpaste stain on my shirt for making it appear that I had a WAY better time this morning than I actually did

Whoever called it blue balls instead of a cummy ache sure missed an opportunity there.....

As an anemic little rodent, can I just ask: are there iron supplements that don’t taste like I’m swallowing a dirty penny?

He only miss me cause I could suck the dent out a car

I have PTSD. Pussy that's so delicious.