I'm wondering how many others have created a Roth-a-file to follow the Ransom of Rothfi while revelling in the game of #TheRealRothfuss

"A 400-metre asteroid is threatening to blow up the Earth." Eek! bit.ly/16X0rzX

AntiDeathPartyAustralasia: Able Australia defence requires extinguishing parl... antideathparty.blogspot.com/2013/10/able-a…

Dear tabloid newspaper, perhaps it would be best if you weren't so sexist toward Amanda Palmer 🎹 upworthy.com/an-awful-tablo…

Dustin Hoffman explains why Tootsie isn't a comedy.AFI (Upworthy, The Mary Sue) #feminism #itsnotadirtyword upworthy.com/dustin-hoffman…

Apologies. Apparently someone else thought this was their twitter account for a while. We will now be back to our usual sporadic postings

250 dolphins corralled and being held captive in Japan's Taiji cove. RT and bring awareness!! #tweet4taiji bit.ly/1aduibb

Dear David Chilcott, do you not love me any more? You follow stinky @MikeCullen73 but not me :( See if I pick your desert next Boxing Day Mr :p

Just saw Amanda Palmer 🎹 's TED talk. Sometimes I forget why.. Today this reminded me. Thank you.

Hi there Twitter, it's been awhile. When did you get adds?

Things I never thought I'd say until I became a Mum number 62940: Noooo! Don't put spaghetti in Mums bra! #parenting #101

I have discovered that silence in the house normally means that either the dogs are licking the baby or he's licking them. #parentoftheweek

JOIN Nathan Fillion on ifeelnaked.org Thank you! Will u tell the world it's their turn to say #ifeelnaked?

Just a quiet reminder that in in this ballot, contenders have not been criticised for their suits, spouses, hair, bottoms, kitchens.

Oliver just woke me up. I thought he was coming in for a cuddle. Turns out it was for a sneaky session of blowing raspberries on my chest.

Trying to put lace up shoes on a 14 month old is harder than getting a Halloween costume on the dog.

Oh god, what are you teaching my kid now @MikeCullen73 ?

All I want for Xmas this year is to poop in peace. #seriouslychildletmebe #parentinghazards

Oh dear iPrimus what's going on? No net and all your phone numbers have crashed.

Hey Aussie game devs: I am making a list of Australian-made mobile games. If you have made one, let me know! Please RT!