This is like those fake shows from 30 rock

hard to see someone else living your dream (of bulldozing Mercedes and Teslas)

“Due To An Unforced Error By Democrats” is the working title for this American era.

It seems to me like these are capitalist bread lines, actually

did you lose your entire house and livelihood because there weren’t enough firefighters? don’t worry: we took the firefighter money and used it to put more cops on the streets so they can shoot you if they think you’re “looting”

This is the last image one of the UC San Diego cameras captured before it went offline... Wild.

No words for what we're seeing on this live-camera. Multiple areas of fire activity with hundreds of structures being threatened in the path.

Lmao at thousands of people downloading Rednote (the version of tiktok that is actually owned by China) to spite the U.S. government, finding themselves having lovely interactions with the millions of Chinese citizens on the app & inadvertently undoing decades of U.S. propaganda.

if the government bans rednote i’m just going to start printing out my browser history every night before i go to bed and dropping it off at the Chinese consulate the next morning on my way to work.

Every median voter belief is just “I want all the groceries in one bag but I don’t want the bag to be heavy”

Well well well

Conclave but it's about the Oscar voting process and trying to prevent Emilia Perez from getting elected Best Picture

In 2020, there was one person worth over $100 billion. Today at the end of Biden's term there are 16 of them.

tv was better when there were fewer extremely hot people in every show

William Henry Harrison rn

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?