Brilliant.

Could all the Joneses please slow down and let David Moyes keep up

#bbbccricket India 354-4 on a deteriorating pitch? All we need now is Duckett to come out and say how strong a position England are in and the comeback is on. Not.

This plus the language is atrocious and it’s fundamentally unfunny.

The biggest lie they tell you: You have to suffer through your aching knees. Here are 10 elite exercises to kill your knee pain (for good):

40 sentences that will teach you more about nutrition than a $400,000 medical degree. 1) Meat, eggs and animal organs are the most nutrient dense foods on the planet.

I love football😂😂😂

Scotlands start to the euros

Went to have a look at potential work opportunities today at a sausage factory. All I could think of the whole walk to the place and back is this. Thank you, Bryan’s Gunn! 😂

Another failure from pope. Forget him as captain he has to be concerned about his batting place #bbccricket

#bbccricket will someone please tell stokes and baz that as laudable as their intentions are, watching top class cricketers thrash around like Sunday morning after a session the night before is NOT entertaining.

#bbcfootball congratulations on the harry kane stat about scoring goals twice on the 100th appearance. Totally useless. I mean only ten players have got 100 caps and one of them was a goalkeeper. Please stop replacing insight with useless trivia. Utterly banal.

land where 'tough' is an understatement.. Australia is not for beginners a thread 1. The absolute size of this cattle-eating crocodile caught in Australia.

#bbcfootball 38 minutes of first half injury time? Is somebody dead?

#bbcfootball Liverpool with a chance to go 8 points clear and with a game at home against city next week, a golden opportunity to go 11 clear of them with just a third of the season gone

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

Real Salt Lake Madrid get their asses handed to them with fries on the side by the Soccer Cannons, after Vanilla Rice inserts two sidewinder felony kicks from downtown in London England.

But after the sheets remained unstained until the second quarter, the England Soccer Club athlete found the ballbag with two cleat rockets. With the lead doubled, Dan Merino doubled it again to make it 3 to 0. Game 2 of the 2-game series is at the San Diego Burnerbowl next week.

Eagerly awaiting the annual memeathon that is James Dart “year of” awards…