billy ๐Ÿ”ฅ (@soupmothman) 's Twitter Profile
billy ๐Ÿ”ฅ

@soupmothman

william everett cauich โ€ข dnd oc โ€ข noble half-elven wild magic sorcerer โ€ข 22 y/o โ€ข he/him โ€ข bi โ€ข ๐ŸŽจ: @bright_goat

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Beau (@amadartil) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you arent eating my fancy little cakes right now you may as well just give up. Come on down to Beaus pickle stand and get one of my fancy little cakes that have fresh picked flowers and herb sprigs on them or youre basically a waste of space and air.

the heart (@fredward3948576) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My career as a slippery Wild West outlaw was tragically cut short after being shot to death by every sheriff from every county all at once

the heart (@fredward3948576) 's Twitter Profile Photo

First thing they taught me at Business School was that a little evil goes a long way, but a lot of evil goes an even longer way. Then shapes, colors, that sort of thing,, Numbers, sure, numbers.. Not all of them, of course, that would be too much to teach. But we did get up to 99

billy ๐Ÿ”ฅ (@soupmothman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Gotta make my way over to my old boss's location or whateva, e's not all there but e's a freakin genius! Thought the fella died all perminint-like but ayy, what a fun suprise! Billy's back on the up n up, babeyy! ๐Ÿ˜‰

billy ๐Ÿ”ฅ (@soupmothman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This thing don't think i'm human! Can ya believe it?? im at least halfway one athose n that's gotta count fer somethin! gotta. like things. play nice with the other jerks on here or somethin

billy ๐Ÿ”ฅ (@soupmothman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

And like yeahhh the guy might explode me in a fit of rage or send me on anotha dagger fetch quest where i get melted but!!! the loon offers a robust dental plan. Ain't too many villains offering dental is all im sayin

Among the Wildflowers (@deaflibertarian) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I accidentally stopped a robbery in a restaurant once. I saw patrons cowering under tables. My eyes scanned across the room. My slow gaze met the robberโ€™s as I slurped up my spaghetti. Pride. I was mortified that my deafness put me in this position. And pissed at myself. I

chris tachio (@ctachio83984) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*you are getting washed in our business negotiations and try and to take out your impotent rage by punching the wall but your hand crumples and breaks* this isn't your shitty mcmansion playboy, that's solid oak

Lydia (@goodnightrage) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People calling out for their mother in their last moments is so strange to me because why would you expect your mother to be a source of comfort? My therapist, burning a hole in their notebook: โ€ฆ

pipislover1997 (@pipislover1997) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Many people want to do terrible things to me like tearing me limb from limb,or breaking my kneecaps with aluminum bats, But I am always quick as a rabbit and clever as a fox so it will never happen