Having a dad who is 50+ years older than you really helps shut down 60yos who are like “l still feel like im 40” & age is just a number date me

I’m like you have no idea how much you’ll feel like 75 when you’re 75

Things I’m never gonna hear in Ireland but will hear in Boston

17: My friend will be here in 5 minutes.

Me: I’ll go in my room.

17: You can say hi to him.

Me: It’s ok.

17: I’m not really that embarrassed of you.

Me: Okay but I just don’t want to put pants on.

17: Go to your room.

Why are women avoiding men? I give you reason 1234567892346788322

Dubai infrastructure being totally unprepared for moderate rain, worsened by the government’s cloud-seeding experiments, coinciding with a massive crypto convention so all the coin-fluencers are there to document it.

Literally: a perfect storm.

He was so cool

Friend of a friend is needing to rehome their 8 week old corgi puppies.

Anyone in San Diego need a new friend?

Women, have you bought clothing with fake pockets? You might be entitled to compensation

There are incredibly lyrical uses of the word cunt & then there is Billy

Snarky Ginger OutKick 7 is about seven higher than the actual number of actual WNBA fans who read outkick

One of the most direct set ups for an SNL sketch that real life has offered us in recent memory

'Dammit, we really needed 19 to meet our quota'

- @idf probably

Oh no, shout out to the 7 WNBA fans that only get their sports news from OutKick

these big babies missed the credential deadline and want special rules because they don’t know how a calendar works

As dangerous as this is, censored pool reports & secret trials would be bad public policy

This reminds me, how absolutely glorious it was to see two amazing women in the UFC cage last Saturday. Both Holly Holm & @kaylaharr were glorious to watch even tho it was very one-sided. I don't think many 135ers will see a round 2 against KH

One thing I’ve noticed on Twitter is big non-political accounts like this making fun of Israel/IDF and getting tens/hundreds of thousands of likes which I think indicates, at some level, that being pro-Palestine has entered general culture.

Why do you think I was making this face? 😂