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Josh Otten

@ordinarytings

satirist. youtube guy. blue void dweller. https://t.co/0FX6A59v9K

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calendar_today26-04-2011 19:41:49

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All these biblical signs of the apocalypse are getting a little heavy handed. God really phoning it in with the blood-covered horse.

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Once the tech is sufficiently good, some people will outsource all their decision-making to a personal AI. It'll take in their personal data, biometrics and such. And give them a path to follow for optimal health and happiness. It'll be a new religion and it has already started.

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Got a whoop band. Very impressive tech for personal data. It tells me how many minutes I missed from an ideal night's sleep - and records this as a 'sleep debt' - so I can catch up next time. It's basically my mommy, telling me my bedtime.

I pay monthly for this.

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Very amusing that the most allegedly alpha guy ever projects such textbook daddy issues. Never been a better case study that kids need a present father who hugs them and tells them that they’re good enough.

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Dubai infrastructure being totally unprepared for moderate rain, worsened by the government’s cloud-seeding experiments, coinciding with a massive crypto convention so all the coin-fluencers are there to document it.

Literally: a perfect storm.

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Imagine embezzling so hard they kill you. Inevitable in communist states like this where corruption is the only way to get rich. This is why China set up Special Economic Zones, so people can profitmaxx in ring-fenced hyper-capitalist loophole land.

Imagine embezzling so hard they kill you. Inevitable in communist states like this where corruption is the only way to get rich. This is why China set up Special Economic Zones, so people can profitmaxx in ring-fenced hyper-capitalist loophole land.
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The proliferation and mostly wholesome use of the wife wojack is evidence of a generational migration. The disaffected posters of yore are moving on. Soon they will be Dadmaxxed and Parentpilled. Leaving their accounts dormant and embracing the lawn, the grill and real life.

The proliferation and mostly wholesome use of the wife wojack is evidence of a generational migration. The disaffected posters of yore are moving on. Soon they will be Dadmaxxed and Parentpilled. Leaving their accounts dormant and embracing the lawn, the grill and real life.
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