"--Oh don't take it personally. I was just---I was just saying--I was--simply implying that---um--Wine?" x.com/ultimatewinemo…

Robert Small 'Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were used to getting slapped around by my husband's sausage.'

❝You think you can pay for forgiveness with wine. . ? You know me too well, Robert.❞ x.com/smallanddrunk/…

"Am I part of team Mary?"

"Fuck that's rude." x.com/bringmemorewin…

"...." he winks x.com/ultimatewinemo…

"Well...we don't need team Mary. We've got team Cryptids."

"Oh geeze. Where did I put my pants?."

He rose his finger, as if to say something. He shook his head. Choosing not to say anything at all. x.com/margaritahater…

"Why do you have Grindr!?." x.com/bringmemorewin…

"ARE YOU FUCKING CAT FISHING PEOPLE!?" x.com/bringmemorewin…

"...bloody hell Mary."

"I swear she obsesses over me. I thought we were just friends!?."

"...um"

"MARY!!" x.com/bringmemorewin…

"MARYYY!!" x.com/margaritahater…

"MARY!????" x.com/margaritahater…

"WHAT THE FUCK MARY" x.com/bringmemorewin…

"I'm leaving."

"I feel like I'm outnumbered here. Fuck. Guys if you wanted to see me naked more often, just ask."