Alice Lia Maro (@slimelia) 's Twitter Profile
Alice Lia Maro

@slimelia

extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 27 | RSN: Lost Kitten

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linkhttps://slimelia.uk/ calendar_today04-11-2009 17:57:26

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Jonathan Portes (@jdportes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What the article (accurately) says: "The average migrant worker pays more in tax than they received in public services compared to the average British-born worker". What the headline says: telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/…

Jasmine (Well Hung Genius) (@jasminebabylon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I don't want to make sweeping statements but most lesbians shouldn't have unlimited internet access. 90 minutes spread throughout the day and any time spent on reddit or twitter counts double.

Alice Lia Maro (@slimelia) 's Twitter Profile Photo

hate that we get two days off a week and on one of those days everything fucking shuts early, because GOD said so (??!) like fuck right off

Miss Gender (@girldrawsghosts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

libs are too dense and conservative to realize that ignoring attacks on trans rights created precedent and allotments that directly led to roe being overturned doctor patient confidentiality? bodily autonomy? trusting the science? they killed that shit on your doorstep.

Alice Lia Maro (@slimelia) 's Twitter Profile Photo

tell me why the abysmal Southern runs trains to and from GATWICK with literally nowhere to put your suitcases?? END THIS MADNESS!! they've also yet to discover the joys of a little thing called: air conditioning (something which every other sodding train has)

Alice Lia Maro (@slimelia) 's Twitter Profile Photo

nobody is even talking about it like i just found out from a tumblr post with two notes. the man gets a second assassination attempt and everyone's like. yeah ok buddy we remember the first time. do something new

Jasmine (Well Hung Genius) (@jasminebabylon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Had the most amazing time ever in London. My sweet darling Alice Lia Maro planned the most unbelievable trip ever - I've been wanting to go to London my whole life and I had an absolutely perfect time with her there.

Alice Lia Maro (@slimelia) 's Twitter Profile Photo

had such an amazing time with my darling angel Jasmine (Well Hung Genius) 🥺 here's a pair of shoes from Camden Market that are so outrageously evil i had to photograph them. #London

had such an amazing time with my darling angel <a href="/JasmineBabylon/">Jasmine (Well Hung Genius)</a> 🥺

here's a pair of shoes from Camden Market that are so outrageously evil i had to photograph them. #London
Alice Lia Maro (@slimelia) 's Twitter Profile Photo

with a second attempt on Trump's life, the question must be asked: which shite novelty band starring someone who should've been forgotten by Hollywood 5 years ago is going to disband THIS time? The Lonely Island?