🇬🇧🇺🇦💛 #Eurovision2023

Two years ago…

Word of the day is ‘mumpsimuses’ (16th century): those who insist they are right and apportion blame to others without looking at themselves.

HIGNFY producers hoping BBC don’t find out that Ian Hislop also edits a satirical magazine occasionally critical of government policy.

Lineker vs Braverman. #ImWithGary on this one.

Those BBC negotiations in full: “Delete the tweets” “No” “Okay, well, apologise for them” “No” “We’ll get somebody else in to do your job if you don’t” *Everyone downs tools* “Will you at least promise not to tweet political stuff in the future?” “No” “Okay, we have a deal”

Barry Humphries. 1934 - 2023. One of my comedy heroes has left us. His subversive comedy always made us laugh until we hurt and we’ll still laugh with him and his creations for evermore. Today, these words from Dame Edna’s BBC show in 2019 seem fitting. Thank you, possum.

I've just booked a customer in for a first service on a 12 month old Tesla Model 3. Mileage 104k 😳 It's not even a taxi.

Live scenes as govt attempts to play down losing 1,000 seats:

I would love to know what the commentators from countries other than the UK said at this truly iconic moment #eurovision #Eurovision2023

🥈 2023 ABB FIA FORMULA E TEAMS’ WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RUNNERS-UP 🥈 What an incredible performance from the team throughout this season. Thank you to all our fans around the world for your support 🖤

If you know a bull terrier…

I mean really… who wouldn’t want to drive a 2,500 hp train in the glorious CA sunshine? SoCal Railway Museum thanks for a great day!

We Love You New York. Love London All On The Board #NewYork

"You Boy! Which of the 7 bins is it today?"

Plz plz RT I know it’s September but this is so so so important. This is just heartbreaking 💔 Go into your local Dunelm store, they have a tree with gift tags on. You pick a gift tag take it, then return the present with the tag attached back to that store at beginning of

"WHY AREN'T YOU DRIVING?"

Round 8 - Monaco E-Prix 🇲🇨 ➡️ 1-2 🤝 ➡️ P1 🥇 ➡️ P2 🥈 ➡️ Fastest lap 🚀 ➡️ 44 points What a performance from the team this weekend 🖤 #MonacoEPrix | Castrol