this is like the statistic that there are more Americans working in museums than in coal mines, and yet the importance of 'miners' in US politics vastly outweighs the importance of 'museum workers'

Never forget the time someone tried to scam my dad into thinking I’d broken my phone and needed money for a new one. Not considering the fact that their barrier to success was less the believability and more that my parents tired of my ADHD accidents when I was 10 years old

Oh no, it’s now the future and it’s now me’s problem

Bought this to stick on your bf

Made with our what

All this week I’ve done really fun social things and… do I have a LIFE here now???

yet again that time of night when I think “GO TO BED so you’re not tired tmw like you were today” and I’m like so true bestie then sit on the couch for 3 more hours

My date: are you taking a photo of the butter?

Me: sorry it looks like a tiny horse