You wanna get outta here, maybe go grab a book or something?

Drifting between the drama of the waves.

For most people, bikini season lasts a few short summer months; but I catch enough & store them so efficiently I get to eat bikini all year round.

ME: omg is that a boob WAITER: actually sir it's a chicken breast

If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.

And that's when I went to my go to moves on the date. Confusion and awkwardness

A diamond is forever, but the setting it came in only has to last until your divorce.

*Pronounces pronounces like pronounces

I keep my dirty laundry in the closet right next to the skeletons

Everything is better with *you *bread

I miss (some of) you.

Even my jail account won't be my TC

Me about to take my road test: YOU CAN DO THIS, YOU CAN DO THIS, YOU CAN DO THIS, YOU CAN DO THIS, YOU CAN DO THIS YOU CAN DO THIS.

"You're such an asshole," I flirted.

Never have regrets. Apologize. Fix things. Say "I love you" every single day. Otherwise, you may never survive losing someone you love.

Reaching for the void inside your soul.

am I entitled to compensation