Hey Traeger Grills - who the HELL sends a software update on thanksgiving?!?

Raise your hand if you ever inadvertently caused a 2+ hour outage (which was impossible to fix in a deterministic manner) due to DNS misconfiguration. #itwasdns

Vladdy Jr. is the last remaining link to the Expos, it seems. His dad meant so much to us. And this feels like the closest thing to seeing the Expos win, which we were robbed of. Couldn’t script it any better. Four more, boys.

On this day in 1992 👀 #WorldSeries

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Maybe we should put our kids in BJJ. This study looked at Brazilian Jiu Jitsu's effect on young people. The results are incredible. Kids did jiu jitsu 1-3x per week, 45 minutes on average, and they increased their self control by double digits compared to their peers. They

VLADDY’S MESSAGE TO ALL OF 🇨🇦 RIGHT NOW:

Hey there Toronto - don’t forget to set your clocks back to 1993 tonight.

"Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again." - C.S. Lewis (art: Natalya Mosyagina)

When the Montreal Expos Mascot became the first mascot to ever be thrown out of a Major League game 😂

Company: “We are going to switch from an algorithm to an AI ☺️” - “Does it work better?” Company: “No 🥰” - “Does it use less electricity?” Company: “Also no 😝” - “Does it cost less to maintain?” Company: “Not at all! 🤪” - “So… why?” Company: “IT IS INEVITABLE!”

Just visited the nearby university library and was fascinated to learn that students are bombarding it with requests for references that do not exist--the product of ChatGPT and its ilk. "It's a goddam nuisance," the librarian said. "They don't believe it's all made up."

IT people: “you need to block these AI browsers. They are a massive security problem!” Management: “but… AI!” IT: “AI sucks” Management: “use AI or else!” Gartner: “block all AI browsers immediately!” Management: “IT you must block all AI immediately!”

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I

All AI should be made to say "Bidi bidi bidi" before giving any answer, to remind people it's a machine generated response.

So cool to see CyberTitan banners in place with all the other school trophies and awards at OHS.

So, a lot of people ask me why I buy so many books. The truth is, I have a genetic disorder where my body doesn’t produce enough books of its own, so I have to supplement.

90% of cybersecurity is ‘who gave you that permission’