Could your relationship survive a lottery win?

This. Is. Phenomenal. Corrie characters aghast at “London?”

Every American guest when a UK celeb tells an anecdote on Graham Norton

💥 It's 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐘! Tonight we face Penrith Panthers 🐾 in the Betfred World Club Challenge! #WWRL #WorldClubChallenge

The X-Factorisation of society.

The late Bob Hoskins and Roy Kinnear perform The Dumb Waiter - a long lost radio play. Sunday 24th of March at 15:00 on Radio 4. (I’ve heard it. It’s brilliant) bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/20…

I am not sure if anyone cares what a 27 year old with autism and special needs has to say, but I want to help inspire others. I lost both my parents when I was 19. I was attacked and bullied. But it hasn’t broken me. Can you retweet this if you care what I have to say?

Sauce?

It would have been my dad's birthday today. I remember him buying me sweets and me asking if he was sure, he said, 'what's a life, if it isn't worth living'. He died when he was 41. He was laid back, funny and utterly appalled by Thatcher. Do the right thing this week #ToriesOut

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the whole idea that small fees are an influence on behaviour quite obviously only applies to people for whom small fees aren't actually small fees, but a significant financial deterrent. be more honest to say you believe 'we need to make poor people go to their gp less.'

My partner bought a CD player that we can plug into our car so we can play our CDs and the Amazon listing features the following images. 💀💀💀

Just got my copy of this year’s Viz annual - The Guard’s Parcel - featuring a load of bits by me, including this Fall-centric legal ad. Out now!

This is my son Max, we lost Max in a tragic car accident on the 11th December 2024. A life long Liverpool fan, can anyone please share and see if we can get 1 minutes applause at the next home game versus Man Utd in the 17th minute This Is Anfield The Anfield Wrap Paul James

🌟 We're bringing January to a close with a night of comedy in Horbury 🎤 Mark Nelson 🎤 Alex Mitchell 🎤 Sean Moran 🎤 Danny Deegan 🎟️ Tickets for this show are £12.50 per person 📅 Friday 31st January 📍 The Cluntergate Centre, Horbury ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/horbury-j…

😆 We're just one week away from our next night of laughter at the Cluntergate Centre in Horbury 🎤 Mark Nelson 🎤 Alex Mitchell 🎤 Sean Moran 🎤 Danny Deegan 📅 Friday 31st January 📍 The Cluntergate Centre, Horbury ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/horbury-j…

😆 Tonight (Friday 31st January), we're marking the end of January with a sold-out show in Horbury 🎤 Mark Nelson 🎤 Alex Mitchell 🎤 Sean Moran 🎤 Danny Deegan 📅 Friday 31st January 📍 The Cluntergate Centre, Horbury 🚪 Doors: 7:30pm (for an 8pm start)

He's hoping for level pegging.

🏦 Hilarity Bites returns to Bishop Auckland Town Hall this evening (Friday 16th May) for our monthly dose of stand-up comedy 🎤 Lou Conran 🎤 Susan Murray 🎤 Sean Moran 🎤 Al Stevenson 🎟️ Tickets can be purchased from the venue directly ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/bishop-au…