Busy, cold night at Stonehenge as we move the stones backwards an hour...

I bought the Stirling engine USB power bank and it actually works lol

Granny’s gonna bring it home.

oof, sorry I am booked

It’s his time

Whatever happens today, whatever the result - remember, we’re all on the same team 🇺🇸 Don’t fall for the bullshit that we are supposed to hate each other. There’s more that binds us than divides us.

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me

OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes. The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.

It's going to be a busy few years for the face-eating leopards meme.

It’s not the world we wanted, but it’s the world we need.

This is the way. We’re not going to reach them and they’ll just laugh about it anyway. Ignore them and leave them to enjoy the find out stage.

Name advocates for a “free market” race to the bottom economic system… tweet complains about living in a “free market” race to the bottom system. Can’t make this stuff up.

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Jo As the Soviets cynically used to say: The present and future are known… It’s the past which keeps changing.

Holy shit is this true? "The royals have failed to sell the plane, which was put on the market in 2020, according to an archived listing. Qatar was desperate to get rid of this jet, and nobody wanted to buy it — because it’s so ungodly huge that it’s too expensive to operate,

New hotel amenity I will now expect everywhere. Hotel guest laundry is internet connected. Open the hotel app and it tracks whether the machines are busy. If it’s your load, it notices you before it’s done so you can go get it. Love it!